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Gay Demotivational Poster


WHEN YOU SEE IT... - You'll shit bricks.


TAGS: gays shit bricks cosplay otaku
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by tdrd

rerun - July 21, 2010, 7:21 pm

I see it, a tagged poster got through.
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:14 pm

holy shit fors...you're brutal...lol. note to self....never never NEVER do a "when you see it" moti...EVER!!!!
forseti - July 21, 2010, 4:25 pm
fat gay in the background? no, i don't shit bricks. two cosplay gays? i don't even smile. two gays kissing? lame... 1 L
JackFace - July 21, 2010, 1:24 am
Two guys making out. There saved everyone


TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.


TAGS: blade twilight gay vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:16 am
Buffy who...?
infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm
Kick Ass.!


THIS IS... - the true ending!


TAGS: gay twilight lol
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by dedede

corbett06 - August 24, 2010, 7:56 pm
i think we need to call up vanhellsing and have him shoot the people that decided to make the gay ass twilight movies...fitting ending for them i think
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:03 am
this is what the world needs to see. the stark truth that is movie is GAY.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 6:39 am
~ applauds ~ and does the arsenio hall WOOWOOWOO there are no words that can describe how this is ^__^ so ill use the one word we all know can sum it up =D *SMURF*
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:30 am
You just folded Kristen's head out, you dick. I hate you.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:05 am
ha ha awesome I knew it
[email protected] - November 28, 2009, 1:29 am
yah, and the hajii's only sell bootlegg copies where their heads are cut off for half the movie. Not that i would buy or watch it.


GAY TEST - If You Noticed World Of Warcraft. I have bad news for you.


TAGS: gay test world of warcraft nerd pc beauty girl
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by James

Reidar - May 24, 2009, 5:50 pm
Isn't it more a combined gay-/nerd test
Me. - March 30, 2009, 4:58 pm
It's not even a challenge anymore to figure out who's getting laid on the internet.... and who doest leave their parents basement.
barockeva - November 13, 2008, 7:36 pm
Insecurity. You're doing it right.


GAY ALBINO VAMPIRES - Can Go Out During The Day


TAGS: gay albino vampires
Rating: 2.71/5


ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay


TAGS: rollerblade gay joke parents
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by caveman

Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
This is hilarious. And I do love to rollerblade ... not, I hope, that there is anything wrong with that.


BROKEBACK SHIRE - What everyone was hoping to see in the extra footage.


TAGS: hobbits gay
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Tarapin - April 4, 2011, 2:33 am
Ahhh! Eye bleach! Where's the eye bleach!
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:13 pm
Umm no, not something I wanted to see and now thanks to KFD I need to bleach my eyes
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heh heh... Claire wonders about things.
Claire - September 15, 2010, 7:00 pm
I wonder about you, KFD.
Derek - September 15, 2010, 6:40 pm
If everyone wanted to see this - Faceplant and I are paradoxically in the empty set.
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 4:11 pm
Whatever puts wind in your sails KFD
Kung-Fu Devil - September 15, 2010, 3:38 pm
Hey, it would have been the first interesting thing to happen in those films ;)
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:36 pm
Really KFD you wanted to see this in the extra footage, man you are one odd cookie
forseti - September 15, 2010, 2:53 pm
4L... Caption "Bareback Shire" would be a 5 :D


MOUNTED PANDA'S - The sad future of WoW


TAGS: wow pandarians pandaria gay warcraft
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by kavuss

staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:35 pm
woops sorry, now i remember the pandas (it's been LONG since i last played=D)
staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
whaaaat?O.O no there are no pandas in perfect world:o unless you're playing on another server or something? wtf... also the pic was EPIC WIN and your argument is invalid since wow is widely known and pw isn't...:)
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:12 am
There is a mmorpghhffcck called "perfectworld" that has panda warrior characters who can later obtain a lizard mount. Yeesh! Do your research next time... 1L for lazyness, sir!


GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him




THE EVIL EMPIRE - Is coming out of the death star personal storage pod and looking fabulous !




GAY PETER PAN - I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!


TAGS: gay peter pan fairies
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 11:52 am
It's the only way to keep Tinkerbell alive!
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:14 am
Eh, made me laugh...a little. :P
Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 10:12 am
ROFL... I spell it out so I don't have to yell it out. I thought it was funny... hahaha
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:21 am
Redundant.


WESTBORO BUTTERFLIES -


TAGS: butterfly hate gay racism westboro
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by AardRinn

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:11 pm
I like how he can hold up a sign saying "God Judges Your Judges" with no sense of the irony at all. ^_^
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:40 pm
I'm impressed. when He speaks to me it is usually saying : 'yes of course you can have another one' or 'how could the wife find out about that underage girl anyway ?'
AardRinn - January 27, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks, I always put off posting one of these until I saw this picture and it was like god spoke to me ("Fuck those guys," he said, FYI), I just had to.
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:59 am
bri55iant
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:14 am
Nice. Very original.


putin -




GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity gay homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.


GACKT - ARGH !!




SENILE - sounds like fun!


TAGS: obama supporter gay liberal
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Neal

agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 3:03 am
Battlebots!
Ag218 - March 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
AND I hear they change your diaper if you poopy too.


SOCCER - Nope, not gay at all


TAGS: soccer gay
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by motinet

Zetsubel - May 24, 2011, 12:14 pm
Ferdi lookin' like he's enjoying that. 5L
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:59 pm
where is his hand??? 5l


GAY MARRIAGE -


TAGS: gay marriage lesbian
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by kiwisoccer

Briton of Rose - December 12, 2009, 4:07 am
The Bible? Talk about a preachy book!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 4:05 am
And If I want to marry a poppy seed Bagel....so be it....Blarg! Dead Horse.
Cloudchaser - December 12, 2009, 4:03 am
Even in the Bible, every time homosexuality is mentioned, it's defined as a sexual act. There isn't anything that says a emotional attachment between two people of the same gender is a sin
Briton of Rose - December 12, 2009, 4:03 am
Alternate caption: GAY MARRIAGE - Why shouldn't they suffer like the rest of us?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 12:16 am
Show us on the doll where father Francis touched you.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 12:13 am
Altar boy.... much?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 12:13 am
that's a little harsh stavro. repressed are we?
MO - December 12, 2009, 12:13 am
Yeah, but two outties don't make a rightie! Two innies? That's sooooo right!!!
stavro1 - December 12, 2009, 12:12 am
judging from your avatar i'd say it was already done
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 12:10 am
Thanks to advances in reproductive medicine, it's now possible for two lesbians to make a daughter.
stavro1 - December 12, 2009, 12:08 am
i know that they say two -'s make a plus, but in this case is it two lesbo's make a fag?
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 12:08 am
Only because its in to be out!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 12:06 am
Naru... the only lesbian I know who is constantly in and out!
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 12:04 am
5 lions for the message, 5 lions for the picture, 5 lions each for the girls... 20 lions!!!
agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:58 pm
Love the message. 5L - might've dripped a little.


STEWIE GRIFFIN - he knows the guy who owns that place


TAGS: stewie family guy gay club alcohol party
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by guru_1986

LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 3:42 pm
Ohhhhhhhhh look! It's a sexy party!
Captain Douchebag - September 28, 2008, 8:32 pm
It's a laser light show-thing. Not a lightsaber. Your bucket of fail's in the mail.
derbyt - September 28, 2008, 7:40 pm
am i the only one who notices the lightsaber on the right side?


EVERY PERSON SEXIER THAN YOU, OF YOUR SAME GENDER, HAS SOME DOWNSIDE -




GAY TEST - If you noticed the UFO first, I got some bad news for you.


TAGS: gay test
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Corybantic

Anonymous2 - November 20, 2009, 2:13 pm
Wait, if I noticed the Unbelieveably F***able Object, I'm gay? Wow, liking hot chicks makes me gay... who knew?
stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 5:07 pm
Oh my god!!! She has a necklace!
Preacher Man - November 19, 2009, 5:06 pm
The girl is so hot that males from other star systems fap over her.
aesop's folly - November 19, 2009, 3:35 pm
oh yeah, there it is, between the bewbs


GERMANS - Not everything they do makes sense!


TAGS: obama supporter gay liberal
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Neal

Vinnie - August 9, 2008, 3:56 pm
But still looks pretty cool :D


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - It starts with a Friendship.


TAGS: mortal kombat friendship gay
Rating: 2.46/5
Zed - November 25, 2009, 5:00 pm
To quote Shang Tsung in MK 2 & 3, "Friendship? Friendship, AGAIN???"


CONTUMACIOUS -


TAGS: contumacious ugly drag crossdresser homo fag gay
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:10 am
I think Darwin is throwing in the towel.
Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:17 am
If that's your mother Dilly, than DAMN, do I feel sorry for you.
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:53 am
That's my Mom!
rerun - April 20, 2009, 7:59 pm

see, the boy meets the girl, then they date. On the 3rd date, he puts his "thing" in her "thing". Later, she finds out she is pregnant. Then she drinks lots of coolaid, cause her cousin told her that is the way to get un-pregnant. In 9 months, Viola!
fdfdfddddfdfdfdf - April 20, 2009, 7:50 pm
How can such a thing exist!


NISSAN R35 - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: nissan gay ricer
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Ryan B.

Salieri - November 12, 2009, 8:10 pm
It's not even a Nissan, even more unlucky.
Simon - September 17, 2009, 8:05 am
Its actually an R34... Unlucky


CELEBRATE - Do it your own way cuz it's overrated to do it like the normies.




HINDSIGHT - And we wondered why George was always single


TAGS: gay george michael hindsight
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by K Wells

ladyomegasupreme - June 16, 2010, 3:00 am
Dilly, looks like you're right!!! bBut then again, he's probably always been into "watersports"
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:03 am
seriously...did he pee his shorts?!?


SILVER PLANE, PRETTY NAME - Left behind death, fire and pain. But before you judge, point finger in blame, Ask, "What would I have done?" ..... I bet no answer came.


TAGS: enola gay bomb ww2 judge
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:34 pm
I'm not talking about Gook Ear Stern.
Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:34 pm
In the war there was a guy name Gook Ear Stern. My Great grandad remembers him from the war in the tales for Australia. He was a brave man and a great one too. He made through the war as a gunman, of course back then a gunman was one of the leaders.
jmanderson - June 3, 2012, 11:04 am
if it wernt for those two bombs there wouldnt be any japaneese people any more they would fought until they were all dead
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 6:25 pm
Exactly. As terrible as the effects of the bombs were, there would have been a hell of a lot less people in the world when the war ended than if they hadn't been dropped. Thanks for your comment, Airman.
Airman - May 30, 2012, 5:17 pm
my Dad was in the pacific then. He flew in a B24 over Nagasaki the day before they dropped it. all of the troops were preparing for the invasion of Japan, and the casualty predictions were huge. On both sides. The bombs saved a lot of lives
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 10:55 am
Thanks, mao.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 10:22 am
Good Poster !
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 5:28 am
RonE, I'm glad you agree we cannot point fingers, especially without knowing the history involved. Much of the world was in ruins. Hundreds of thousands dead. They did what they thought had to be done. No matter how hard the decision.
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 5:07 am
...using them against the allies. In fact, nuclear materials captured from a surrendering German U-Boat (on its way to Japan) were used in the bombs themselves. The whole point of the poster is to ask what you or I would've done. In truth I cannot answer.
RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:07 am
I see someone commented on study history. Had nothing to do with "fanatasism." Nor "sticks and stones." People do not want to read or learn real history. Not nearly as exciting to know the real reason than it is to point fingers in angst.
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 5:03 am
The decision to drop those bombs must have been extremely hard, and was made by strong men. Their actions cannot be either condoned or condemned lightly. The Japanese and Germans both sought nuclear weapons themselves, and would not have hesitated...
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 5:00 am
What happened when the bombs were dropped was terrible, but the only other option was a land invasion of Japan, which would have resulted in horrific casualties on both sides, including civilians who were being rallied to fight as well.
ipaprime - May 30, 2012, 2:10 am
stcks and stones mixed with fanatasism and another 100,000 dead americans + who knows how many dead japanese. study history some time
Derek - May 29, 2012, 10:31 pm
I would've kept the subs doing their good work. No more oil, no more war.


TATTOO SLEEVES -


TAGS: gay tattoo bath
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Golf2live

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:05 pm
They have the exact same face frames, hair color, and eye color; you do the math. In case you're not Columbo I'll tell you, they're brothers and they're goofing around for no reason at all!
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:45 pm
I don't think this couple is making any attempt to appear straight in the first place. Call them gay and they'll clap for you. "Yay! you figured it out! Now guess if the water is wet or not!"


MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.


TAGS: murder housewife turngay
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Zcorrecttheory

Zcorrecttheory - October 12, 2011, 1:21 am
With jello puddin pops?
ribas - October 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
Yes please. Put me out of my misery. ;P


NERD CENTRAL - You have just found the home base with 4 of the founding members


TAGS: nerds virgins gay
Rating: 4.58/5

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Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:47 am
Ah... one of those Motifakes where the pic alone is worth a 5.


DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - Contrary to popular belief, the Empire was actually very progressive


TAGS: starwars trooper gay
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 1:52 pm
say it ain't so Fido, say it ain't so!!
Faceplant31 - May 4, 2010, 1:30 pm
Look at what websense had led Fido to do?!?! He went to the rainbow side!


PATRICK! - "Always when I need him, he is not there."




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TAGS: gay sweater teen angst punk rebel
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

CANADA - September 25, 2009, 12:00 pm
i use to have a red mohawk
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 8:14 am
Yep, chip off the olde block.
Ed-Hyde - September 25, 2009, 8:06 am
My wife and I were talking bout this the other day. How disappointed our son is going to be when he comes home with green hair . . . and we yell AWESOME!!
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
I'm glad you like it, aggy. Wish more people would vote, though. This has been in the incubator for a while.
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Love it!


TENDERNESS - Who said Gangsta Rappers can't get in touch with their feminine sides?




MORALS -


TAGS: gay veteran rules
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:32 am
Nice twist!!!! I like the fact that he wrote that on his grave. Denonciating forever! xx
CaptainBaked - April 17, 2011, 5:17 pm
Ah like the asians would say it... niiiice
Airman - April 15, 2011, 5:45 pm
RAFF OUT ROWD
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 5:30 pm
Hey Hawamleh what does ROR mean?
Hawamleh - April 15, 2011, 5:05 pm
ROR
Sean - April 15, 2011, 3:39 pm
To honour and rib at the same time is a very difficult thing to do, but you just gotta think that this Hero is looking down from above and chuckling to himself too.
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 8:54 pm
Seriously RL, your thinking is off the chart.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 13, 2011, 3:58 pm
LMAO....my 18 month old daughter is sitting in her highchair right now looking at me laugh thinking wtf...lol
Peso - April 13, 2011, 2:12 pm
This one is a "classic"! 5Ls
forseti - April 13, 2011, 10:45 am
ROFLMAO! Thought about that pic approximately a month. So glad I didn't upload any of my ideas!! 5 Veterans!
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 4:56 am
unlike my spelling fail...:(
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 4:56 am
AWE5SOME!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
OMG this is hella funny!
Airman - April 12, 2011, 5:52 pm
sound advice there RL LOL


GAY ALIENS - Your eyebrows are FABULOUS!




TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It


TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon gay
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by jerome

aesop's folly - December 4, 2009, 9:08 pm
i took 1 of those online "r u edward or jake" quizes, and it got me, i don't wanna be a fag-vamp, i got werewolf
Zed - December 4, 2009, 1:50 pm
So what's the problem? Next time you see some idiot teenager reaching for one of these books in Wal-Mart, grab it and beat them to death with it.
Treehodger - December 4, 2009, 11:54 am
I am an American and I agree 110% with the user below, strangely enough named "Me_". American's today have lost quite a lot of morals, values, and rights in place of wimpy "Tween" attitudes. Kudos Me_, and 5L for this epic MotiFake.
Me_ - December 4, 2009, 11:31 am
The pussification of the US has even reached the vampires. The Nosferatu are rolling in their graves waiting for the sun to go down.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:30 am
Twilight: Mormon religious propaganda badly disguised as a vampire story. VERY BADLY.


CROSSDRESSER -




DISTRACTIONS - Batman knows how to take full advantage of them


TAGS: batman gay harassment
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:48 pm
And no one noticed that the Wonder Twins, of whom are TWINS, are making out in the background? Poor silly super heros.


THE GAY EAR -




OPPOSED TO GAY MARRIAGE -


TAGS: gay marriage fabulous
Rating: 4.36/5

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JesusWept - March 23, 2013, 12:21 pm
The minute Motifake becomes politically correct i'm off! Until then 5 L's :D
Silvannx13 - May 28, 2011, 6:19 am
I don't think Motifake's are meant to BE Politcally Correct...
TheOne - May 21, 2011, 12:56 pm
I'll third that.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:32 pm
ditto
Peso - May 20, 2011, 6:32 pm
Not exactly politically correct, but it sure made me laugh. 5Ls!


IT'S NOT GAY... - Balls aren't touching! Although I'm touch.... never mind.




CHEMIST - if this is your work i have bad news for you!




JUSTIN BEANBIER - just make 1st in the gayest singers ever.




HARD GAY - Even The Straight Men Love Him!


TAGS: hardgay
Rating: 1.53/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Jingoro - January 24, 2010, 12:31 pm
GAH! What the hell is wrong with Japanese people?


GAY TEST - Do you own one of these cars? If so, im afraid i have bad news for you.


TAGS: gay test mgf rover car fag
Rating: 1.33/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:41 am
1) Gay test... played out. 2) If this car makes you gay, then you don't know what gay is. 3) I don't know about the car or the guy, so I'll give this poster 1 theriouthly gaaaaaay leonay. Hiss, meow, etc.
Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:16 pm
Hate to say it, but I don't get this one.


VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.


TAGS: twilight is gay shit house the count from sesame street kicks ultimate ass
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Bloodybirdbrain

Kahoalii - October 14, 2011, 2:16 am
5, 5 Lions! AH AH AH!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:39 pm
5/5 for a GREAT catch


BAD IDEA - Pedal Faster! Dear God pedal faster!




FRED & BARNEY - The Ultimate Bromance


TAGS: fred and barney flinstone rubble bedrock cavemen bromance ultimate amp gay cave men cave man caveman dinosaur slate and co
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by rxMagic

Cubbybear - March 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
Hell...they may have invented it


GAY HAS A TIME AND PLACE - But this is not it


TAGS: gay lol wtf funny
Rating: 2.17/5

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COLDPLAY - "You know how I know you're gay?"


TAGS: coldplay how i know you you re are gay
Rating: 2.15/5

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Porcelina - February 10, 2009, 8:25 am
I personally just feel like jabbing qtips into my ears
Bob Chin - February 10, 2009, 8:21 am
I'm not gay, I'm happy, until I hear/see Coldplay and then for some strange reason I want to slit my wrists.
jo - May 20, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now? David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate. Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay


RUGBY - What it looks like at BYU




SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE -




WHAT DO YOU THINK - I don't know, but you can quit looking at your fingers now ...


TAGS: fingers gay straight hands look
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:42 pm
Shweeeet!!
Budog - October 13, 2011, 5:10 pm
Bahhhhhhhh
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:57 pm
I think we both know I had to exert a great deal of restraint in foregoing a bestiality reference.
Budog - October 13, 2011, 4:51 pm
Ooooouchhhh...
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:49 pm
You're E.T.
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 2:09 pm
So what's it mean if my index finger is longer than my ring finger?
falloutghoul - September 6, 2011, 8:38 am
Trust me, I did too; Macho-Man.
nicolbolas09 - September 5, 2011, 6:13 pm
Is it bad that I looked?
Budog - September 4, 2011, 7:59 am
Like the Village People song?
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:27 am
lol...dude, now I feel more like a macho man... 5L
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:45 am
And yet you type with a lisp. :/
Budog - September 4, 2011, 1:44 am
Hey, we don't judge here... It's okay. j/k
CloudchaserS - September 4, 2011, 12:53 am
My ring and index fingers are the same length on both hands. I've never felt any physical desire for other males.


POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus




MARRIAGE - It is all about true love, not religion, social norms or gender


TAGS: gay marriage love not gender
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - September 16, 2011, 6:35 pm
That's if you even believe in "scripture"... I for one do not buy into it myself.
Sean - September 16, 2011, 6:28 pm
Amen, Budog. MARRIAGE Still the leading cause of celibacy, and untreated erectile dysfunction, for that matter.
CloudchaserS - September 16, 2011, 1:54 am
Every supposed "scriptural" reason I've ever heard for why same sex marriage is not marriage in God's eyes has seemed to me like people interpreting scripture to justify their own wishful thinking
Budog - September 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Hell, heterosexual or homosexual, marriage usually leads to celibacy anyway,,, Maybe they should allow Catholic Priests to marry if they want them to be celibate,,,
Verdeckt - September 16, 2011, 12:06 am
Marriage: The ultimate demotivator. I wonder if wedding cake has the same libido killing properties on same sex partners??


BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!




WHEN CUTTING - Go down the road, not across the street!


TAGS: emo stupid gay
Rating: 2.41/5

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spacemarine981 - December 14, 2009, 2:30 pm
so do I rick. and I also know people who have killed themselves. the person who killed himself hung himself. The emos who cut themselves and write shitty poetry are still alive. If they really wanted to die they would have hung or OD.
Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 12:01 pm
Best way to put your cellmate off slashing up is to ask him, politely, "Can I watch?".
rerun - December 12, 2009, 12:00 pm

I don't think anybody comes here with suicidal thoughts, they may leave with them...or a murderous thought or two
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:04 am
You didn't offend anyone important. No worries.
spacemarine981 - December 12, 2009, 11:03 am
Do people really go to motifake when they have suicidal thoughts? lol. I was just trying to make a joke a little on the dark side. If I offended anyone I am sorry and I am sorry if it is not funny.
rerun - December 12, 2009, 10:45 am

If somebody is thinking about this as an option, this site would not be the place to give them the final push. mybe rickharris.com is the place for that
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:57 am
Rick: Don't insult site members. Thanks.
spacemarine981 - December 9, 2009, 8:15 pm
Rick Harris you know that this is sarcasm and humor right? I do not advocate suicide in anyway just word play.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 8:05 pm
Remember, boys and girls, it's side-to-side if it's just for show, WRIST-TO-ELBOW IF YOU REALLY WANNA GO!
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 7:49 pm
gnatnoop
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:48 pm
Here Ill help you out, Vagina, Penis, Ovaries, Pootang
lou - December 8, 2009, 9:37 pm
Jaywalking caddy corner would be nice as well.


CONFESSIONS - SANDUSKY "Father, forgive me! I've been sexually molesting young boys for years and years." PRIEST "I don't understand. What's the problem?"




THE BOY WONDER - Don't worry Batman. By the time I'm finish with him, all those gay rumors about you two will be history!




PERSPECTIVE - Still not as gay as Twilight




COMMONALITY -


TAGS: gay
Rating: 3/5

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glassdaemon - April 6, 2011, 8:19 pm
I don't think they're both men... I think she's picking on him. If you notice "her" arm is cutting of the "T" of "the cock" so you're missing a letter in the first line too. "She??"
Mr.Man - January 24, 2009, 4:16 pm
They're both men!


DEMOCRATS - Even a child knows better!


TAGS: obama supporter gay liberal
Rating: 2.43/5

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Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 12:40 pm
''Yes! Vote republican! Then when I decide to start a family there will be nothing left!''
Sean - September 1, 2008, 3:09 am
Hey, remember "Neal"? When it comes to Bush, he swallows. (All puns intended, albeit after the fact.)
KDP3 - June 23, 2008, 12:19 am
I bet that kid will turn out a Republican (you can say the same thing if that was a GOP shirt )
Liberasl are retarded - June 23, 2008, 12:05 am
Yeah... let that fucking kid be a kid... pass him the joint and dress him in a potato sack!
God - June 12, 2008, 1:56 pm
Another problem is people who feel the need to always share their stupid opinion that nobody gives a fuck about.
Reza - June 12, 2008, 12:22 pm
Fucking parents, this is another huge fucking problem with society, is that we got assholes like that kids parents fucking with his mind when he doesnt even know what voting means


GAY - you are it




THIS IS WHAT I AM - why arent you


TAGS: straight gay rainbow
Rating: 1.18/5
crankyhead - July 13, 2011, 6:15 pm
I'm also straight, I'm just not narrow.
LikeNoneOther - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Tolerant-why aren't you?!...
Brittany - November 2, 2008, 10:52 pm
Because we can use punctuation.


G·A·Y D·I·V·O·R·C·E - SHAKE IT OFF YOU BIG SISSY




GAYLO 3 - for that little girl inside you


TAGS: gaylo little girl flowers
Rating: 2.96/5

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rerun - April 26, 2010, 10:30 am

I didn't make anybody look at this....I rejected it. Somebody thinks this is so wonderful they kept submitting it until it was approved.
culos - April 26, 2010, 3:59 am
Is Gaylo short for Gaylord? WTF Rerun, why do you make us look at this sh1te....?
rerun - April 25, 2010, 8:39 pm

Z, what are you talking about?
Zealot - April 25, 2010, 8:19 pm
PEOPLE WE HAVE A UT FANBOY HERE! PLEASE REMAIN CALM! THERE IS NO THREAT UNLESS PROVOKED! IF THREATENED HE WILL TAKE OUT HIS IMAGINARY RIPPER! THAT IS ALL!
rerun - April 25, 2010, 6:58 pm

this is a perfect example of what not to do. Rejected twice and approved on the 3rd attampt. Why approved? So it can stand on its own merits. Sometimes the moderators really are trying to help you. Please learn from this


OMG.... - Rihanna is white now?




GAY TEST - If you noticed Halo 3 first... ...it means more prey for me! ;)




SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...


TAGS: scotland unicorn kilt gay
Rating: 1.92/5

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Zephon - May 11, 2009, 3:03 pm
they only used this one because the Nukalavee scared the living shit out of everyone.
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
Kick away, just keep your kilt lowered and the haggis in the kitchen...or your haggis lowered and the kilt in the kitchen.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:00 am
Don't make fun of anything Scottish or we'll simply kick your teeth in.
UNicorns - April 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
A horse with a spear on it's head, how is that not awsome


NO! - NO


TAGS: no retard mean gay
Rating: 1.81/5

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Porcelina - December 19, 2008, 10:57 am
Obvious- You pointed it out
Fubu - December 19, 2008, 10:43 am
Highway to hell- You are going straight to it.
Frav - September 2, 2008, 1:44 pm
I never do... but come on, this is pretty funny
adam - May 3, 2008, 1:53 pm
dude, dnt take the piss outa the disabled! HS!!!


A TRIBUTE - You took away the stigma that playing the piano can’t be cool You took away the stigma that all gays are flami........ Well.....you did the piano thing




THAT NIGHT - little billy realized that dad wasnt "just wrestling" with uncle jeff in the basement




YOU GET IT -


TAGS: sooooo gay
Rating: 3.52/5

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Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 1:19 am
Why am I just now seeing this? 3 billion L's!


THE OMNOMNOM-REX - Is about to attack with feral obiesity




PRINCE CHARMING - Synonym for GAY?


TAGS: gay prince charming
Rating: 2.91/5

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Prince Charming - July 27, 2008, 7:01 pm
Is "FABULOUS"!!


HOMOPHOBIA - With All the Evil in the World Our Main Priority Must be Stopping Non Bible-Approved Love


TAGS: gay homophobia equality
Rating: 2.88/5

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Lena - August 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
God loves everyone. Straights don't own God.


WRONGNESS -


TAGS: fail wrong unicorn dolphin rainbow gay
Rating: 2.69/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:51 am
They come from poster #66598
rogueagent - October 5, 2009, 10:13 am
But then where else would we get narwhals from?


SPEEDOS -


TAGS: gay erection
Rating: 2.34/5

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Andres - May 8, 2008, 11:08 am
He's still hot though
Andre - May 4, 2008, 2:57 pm
Haha, weenus
nick - December 16, 2007, 8:25 pm
Just when I thought anyone could be made to look well endowed by speedo's, this guy comes along


CATHOLIC TEST - If you see the Pope first, you are SO Catholic




A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press




EPIC FAIL - Mother nature wants you to fail.




PRIDE - sometimes it has to be swallowed


TAGS: gay pride swallow soccer players oral
Rating: 1.18/5

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motifake - October 28, 2009, 12:05 am

Clobbered for vote fraud


MODERN MOVIES-VAMPIRES -


TAGS: gay vampires never change live
Rating: 4.87/5

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5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am
Perfect, 5L.


Gay Test -




80S MUSIC - BOY BANDS -


TAGS: 80s music boy bands gayness why
Rating: 4.36/5

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sniperslayer95 - November 27, 2011, 5:08 pm
it would appear you have forgotten Metallica came out in the 80s and 80s Metallica kicks ass
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2011, 11:31 pm
Coincidentally, tonight's Saturday Night Live is hosted by Dana Carvey and they kicked it off with a new Wayne's World skit
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 8:20 pm
Those were the days.... music videos all day. It was great!
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:05 pm
I love the 80's....MTV played music and made these guys stars. Boy bands are more 90's
M0FuK1Dy - February 5, 2011, 8:00 pm
fail. Top right is 80s hair metal band 'Poison' bottom left is also a hair metal band, not sure the name though. Not boy bands, but still half gay
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:39 pm
Politifake avatar.


CALLING IN SICK - a novel approach


TAGS: gay queer sick
Rating: 4.32/5

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Sho - March 25, 2010, 7:37 pm
Brilliant :D
Zealot - March 25, 2010, 5:24 pm
the most amazing thing I've ever seen
[email protected] - March 25, 2010, 1:40 pm
good one TOC. yeah i tried that once and he said he's grabbing some lubricant and coming right over.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:56 pm
"can't work today, feeling kinda Ghey" 5L
Bovee - March 25, 2010, 12:52 pm
Epic, still dont think i could use it.
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:40 am
LOL
sickartist - March 25, 2010, 10:27 am
I work out of the house but got 5L's worth of chuckles out of it.
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:53 am
LOL
Crashedmonkey - March 25, 2010, 9:25 am
I think I would just be kicked out after the beat down.....
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:21 am
I think my bosses would require me to provide proof.


IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS - That 3-some you've prayed to GOD for all your life? Congratulations! You are blessed with HIS infinite generosity.




ENOLA GAY -




SUPRISE BUTTSECKS - Messy Suprise Buttsecks


TAGS: dave tom t rivs exlax gay
Rating: 2.7/5

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Guest091 - August 31, 2009, 9:27 am
We're going to need a cleanup on Aisle 3.
nfwu - February 7, 2009, 2:16 am
ah, im not mad, but the each of us that you made fun of made something about you!


JOHN AND LEE HOTTIE - Molesting tanning lotions since 1986


TAGS: gino guido gay fag
Rating: 2.21/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - April 26, 2009, 12:57 pm
They look like fucking Oompa-Loompas! Always makes me smile seeing soon to be grown men playing dress-up in the gayest way thinkable and waring make-up and such.
blah - August 17, 2008, 6:53 pm
lol


GOLDEN SHOWERS - Who doesn't love them?




SUPER GAY - Proof.


TAGS: super gay
Rating: 2.07/5
Sageyy - October 22, 2009, 7:31 pm
I dont think they need a t-shirt for people to tell. aha ^^;
Sean - August 10, 2009, 2:15 pm
*and now we wait ...*
Sean - August 10, 2009, 2:15 pm
Hey, just so long as lesbians don't take any more hot chicks outta circualtion.
Logic Man - August 10, 2009, 1:51 pm
"By our powers combined....we are Jimmy Fallon!"
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 10:11 am
What? Are capes out of style now?
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 11:52 pm
Autobiographical?


DESERT-EAGLE... - ...for the times you don`t know what`s worse...the actual movie or this ending...


TAGS: twilight gay gun eyeburner click
Rating: 1.73/5

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holymoly - February 29, 2012, 2:36 pm
never thought I'd be the one to post a comment like this but.... lame tunnel of a good poster... tunnels=1


OBVIOUS - We already knew. Thanks.




SUMRANDUMDUDE -


TAGS: gay time gaytime lol rofl
Rating: 1.33/5

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agdaniele - March 24, 2010, 8:35 pm
This could've been rejected for repeating the picture. Valid reason.
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 8:27 pm
True aggy, maybe a different pic would have worked but i doubt it.
agdaniele - March 24, 2010, 8:24 pm
But, since I did glance up at the picture... 1L
agdaniele - March 24, 2010, 8:24 pm
Go easy, Face... I mean, it's not like all of us want to look at the picture to know what's funny about it. Some of us look at motifake for the articles, not the pictures!
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 7:17 pm
Repeating the pic in your verbiage isn't the way to make a poster. 1L


IT'S ALARMING HOW CHARMING I FEEL... -




oh google -


TAGS: oldman gary gay
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - April 4, 2015, 11:05 pm
Now that's funny!


GAY-FRIENDLY RESTAURANTS - The media had a hissy over that chicken place; wonder when this will blow over?




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